CHIPS AND CHIPS AND CHIPS FOR CANDY

FOR MY WHOLE LIFE (YES EVEN WHEN WOMBING IT) I'VE WONDERED WHY RIPPLE DILL CHIPS DIDN'T EXIST. I'VE LOOKED HIGH AND LOW FOR THEM... ALWAYS TO NO AVAIL. THIS IS SOMETHING I'VE BEEN VERY SERIOUS ABOUT FOR A VERY LONG TIME.

THE OTHER DAY WHILE SITTING AT THE BOYS HOUSE, SOMETHING EXTREME HAPPENED.

KURTIS PASSED ME A BAG OF CHIPS.. ASKING CASUALLY, "haven't you always had a thing about ripple dill chips?" I COULD HARDLY BELIEVE I WAS HOLDING THESE LITTLE FUCKERS IN MY HANDS!!!

HOLY MOLY AMIRIGHT? THANK YOU OLD DUTCH FOR MAKING THESE, MARC FOR BUYING THEM, AND KURTIS FOR PASSING THEM TO ME. BEST CHIPS OF MY LIFE.

i really can't stress enough how amazing this is. i'm serious when i say i have always been obsessed with RIP-L DILLS and the fact that they apparently didn't exist...... such strange days these have been!

xxxx

today is too big and i'm too sick to handle any of it

i feel so small and unable to lift

its early

im lonely

my feet hurt so much

DAMAGE CONTROL

OK

i just thought i should say this:

i know that i just wrote about drunken nights spent starting bands and then brutal mornings and the subsequent panic attacks that ensue re:thebandyoustartedlastnightwhenyouwerecrossedeyed...

AND

i realize i have probably tried starting a band with just about everybody i know and everybody i don't know whilst drunken.

i'm sorry peeeeps had to find out about my panic attacks -thisway- and i in no way wanted to offend anybody....

i don't have panic attacks cause i don't want to follow through on my drunken ideas, honestly I'd love to be in band with everybody and anybody it's just that as it stands, my free time is spent sleeping and crying, and along with work, writing, dead voices, etc i'm not really left with much time to do anything... besides blogging and drinking.. hmm.. ok this is starting to sound bad... I HAVE GOOD INTENTIONS just crap follow through... just ask Marie or Aaron.. i've got legit bands with them and we still never jam. seriously, i can't even keep a promise to myself! i talk about playing solo shows all.the.time. but that's all i do. talk. talk and think and think and talk


hrmmm we just need more hours in the day, less bills and probably a lot less booze. or waaaayyy more.

in the mean time check this out!
http://www.myspace.com/victorieswastaken

the band aaron and i have is called chief jesus.. we have a myspace but it's filled with tumbleweeds...

xx .....sorry if i've ever tried starting a band with you. im a hack.

ALSO ALSO so that i don't need to do this again.. T.B.O.D. is not something i regret being a part of  - i am happy about the creation of this wild and crazy gang/band...

GANGS OF EAST VAN CITY

you know how when you get kind of drunk it's really easy to start making bands with everybody? and at the time you genuinely mean it. like. you really fucking meaaaan it dude.. 'lets totally fucking jam.. tomorrow!'.. but then when your crusty eyes open in the morning you start kind of having a panic attack and hoping that whoever you were talking to doesn't remember...

well this is kind of like that but better cause you don't get the morning doom part.. in the morning you start just getting stoked on how rad your friends are and how you cant wait to bro down again.... but it's definitely in the same family.. the "i'm drunk so let's start a club" kind of thing... anyways.. did that make sense? not sure. just read this:

friday night

was

something

let me tell you.

diana, nicole, bri, marie and me just. getting. rad.

you know that cartoon that used to be, called JEM.. well forget that slut. cause our fake cartoon gang/band is way better. we are called:

THE BABES OF DESTRUCTION

and within 4 minutes of inventing this dealy we had written like 7 songs.. drank 600 beers and broken one million hearts.

the babes are:
the black beauties
tops
rhymes
and
scuzzy joe

(i just notice how the nicknames get a lot less sexy as you go down the list... hmm)

anyways maybe we'll have a fake show sometime... were probably going to just record ourselves walking and humming and making guitar solo sounds with our mouths... we came up with a lot of good ideas like a freeze frame of us high kicking..

im trying to remember all the songs we came up with
1) Babes of Destruction (intro/theme song)
2) All we know is Destruction
3) Black Beauty
4) Gypsy Fade
5) .....?
6 ) . ...
..
7

it was a long night, k?

xx
SJ

C'EST FINI!

here ya go. whatever you're doing right now, just stop. it's over. game over.

GIVE ME A BREAK

seriously, who does this? who thinks of this?

when i come up with what i think is a clever idea it's something like calling a mexican restaurant mexcellent (granted, i was 15 at the time of that gem)... and you know what else? yaaaa i might draw sometimes, but i draw candy. or i'll insist on drawing you 'whithout looking at the page!'.. ya WOOAH fucking OTHER LEVEL SHIT... pushing the limits of the ARTISTIC MIND....... BUT ACTUALLY SUPER NOT .. i'm just a walking kindergarten art class (no offence to them)... where the F was I when kids got to transition from tracing hands and making them turkeys to choreographing dances on goddamn treadmills... jesus.

that's it

i'm gunna craigslist for a new brain.

MY HEAD ASPLODE

found this little guy last night and holy wow...

i have this rather incredible friend scott milligan and all of these OK GO videos reminds me of him.. it's like OK GO is just a band full of scotts.. it's like watching 'scotts inspired by scotts'... he's always coming up with great ideas that hurt your feelings because it makes you hate yourself for not being able to come up with great ideas too.

that's kind of how im feeling about this band right now.. you know when things are so good they are too good? am i supposed to be inspired or depressed?

xx

sounds of silence

feeling a little lost today

but i met the mayer

so that's good

right?

wishing to fall asleep and wake up in toronto next to bestie

sick sad heart. in need of?

:*(

up and down up and down up and down

in need of some stability.

or maybe a kitten. i've heard they can fix anything. even your leaky sink.

what about leaky hearts?

my brother sent this to me last night - he took it in february! how nice is that? i like when life works itself like that. also, how cool is this picture? thanks kurt, you are the best brother ever (for so so many reasons)

xx

SKIN FUNERAL THE II

please some hand tattoos now or soon or something. also maybe some neck tattoos (is that too much to ask?)

also i drove a motorcycle last night and it ruled. my friend sage is teaching me, she also super rules (sage is one of the kings - which is the gang that i blogged about but called us the nights cause i'm a dummy.. but that gang, the one that drinks wine and has lots of lols... anyways...)

so also please one motorbike, size small. thanks..

xxxx (permanent on my body)

OK GO WILL BLOW YOUR MIND

WATCHED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOST MY FUCKING MIND ! THESE GUYS MAKE THE BEST VIDEOS EVER EVER EVER AND I'M GOING TO POST A FEW MORE BUT SRSLY JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY THIS PIECE OF FUCKING WORK. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THE GOOD

 

you might see these little badges around town 

and if you do take a minute to think about someone you love

think about all the people you love

about all the people who love you

 about life 

and be grateful

RIP danny 'the good' winnick

we all miss you every single minute of every day

I AM A VULTURE

i'm listening to motorhead right now, i'm not at this song yet (still 6 songs to go- currently on orgasmatron) but i haven't listened to motorhead for a long time (too long!) and was instantly reminded how much i love this song.  i used to sit people down in my living room and force them to sit through the whole song and tell them to 'get into the glory of the lyrics - SUPER epic!'... i'm not sure if people thought i was kidding or not, cause i love this song THAT much.. but i am serious. and you should be too. so i've posted the version with the sing alongs so that you too can get into the glory of the lyrics.. and the overall heaviness of this song. pure bliss, lemme tell you (HAHAHA i just made a pun on accident!)

OH and also - to whoever posted this song on youtube in the first place.. please spend some time working on your spelling (im one to talk but srlsy) if you were going to drop one vowel you should have fucking gone full pull... MTRHD 4 LF ...k?

xx

RLX

like a million posts ago (actually a million) i put up a picture of this neat wall art i found walking home. it got painted over like two days after i took a picture of it, which kind of bummed me out... WELL WELL WELL the other day i was doing some more walking and GUESS WHAT TASTY LITTLE BITE I CAME ACROSS???? oh no BD just my fovourite little RLX tag (two times, one spot!) i spose that's how it works.. you figure out your deal and you go out and paint it on everything... like walls and dumpsters and babies. OR in this case a vehicle. i look forward to finding more of these around town.