THAT'S HOW IT GOES

ok so after so many failed attempts at recording one of my new songs i was finally able to get something together. this is one of my older new songs and you may be interested in knowing that the shaker i used on the recording is just rice in a jar...... oooo i'm sooooo inventive..

anyways............. please enjoy (at least the aux percussion!)



THAT'S HOW IT GOES by CIGARETTE LEGS

the moon wasn't so bright last night (booze)
i feel just awful today (booze)
i don't like feeling like a teenager and think i liked last week better
it only took me 7 days to forget how much hangovers suck

AHH

i have been tricked.

SOMEONE SWITCHED MY BRAINS FOR SHIT WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING

SPACE JAMS

okay last one tonight i promise MEGA

how perfect are constellations


right?

well i guess just space in general...

i was walking home tonight and was crushing on the moon megamega cause it seemed especially bright (maybe cause i've been sober for a week?) and then i saw orion just chillin and really noticed how straight his belt stars were and then had to take a moment to wonder if they'd always been that straight and then i had a tiny moment of feeling like shit in my life was going to be okay one day.

....then i got home and wrote a post about how i feel hopeless and spend a lot of time in bed sooooo  ? i should go look at the stars some more maybe ? 

OKAY SO THINGS GOT HEAVY WHAT CAN I SAY I'M A GIRL SO IN OTHER NEWS HERE'S SOME FUNNY SHIT

something a little more funzie cause that last post made it seem like all i do is be sad which is not completely accurate i just think way too much...

my momofete just read my LAUGH HARD post and sent me the most perfect description of what a hyena looks like:

"a cross between a short giraffe and an ugly dog that stuck his head into the fireplace"

what a golden nuggy that is.. right? all the while when posting that shiizzz i was trying to think up some funny apt describer for the funny little burks.. but all i could come up with was david bowie crossed with a thick neck body builder.. but then i realized that that made no fucking sense! but mumstein came to the rescue... she nailed it!

love you mummy!

i don't always believe that i'll feel okay one day

i'm often tricked into thinking that i feel okay

but then it wears off and i'm down low again

i don't always believe that i'll feel real motivation again -- honestly

sometimes i get swept up and caffeinated

but then i crash and am turned back into ashes

to be truthful -- it scares me

it f-u-c-k-s me up

i spend a lot of time in bed (still)

on the couch (curled up)

staring at walls

i don't sleep well

i haven't been sleeping well

i keep thinking

"i need to be listening to french radio"

i hear that works

i keep thinking

"well, i can't wait to see what good comes of this"

LAUGH HARD IT'S A LONG WAY TO THE BANK

I LEARNED A NEW THING: HYENAS ARE THE FUCKING WEIRDEST.

for one: they are gigantic

for two: they can for certain see inside of your soul

for three: they have thick long bizzaro necks

for four: i can't tell if they are more like cats or dogs and it makes me uncomfortable

for five: seriously just check this shit out--->

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS IS A REAL CRITTER AHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M FREAKING OUT

i actually just thought that hyenas were lion king cartoons. like if you saw one in the wild it would be a drawing bouncing around laughing and singing a show tune. WRONG.

seriously you need to spend some time looking at pictures.... i will help get you started:

http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&q=hyena+pic&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=UVo1Tef6K4KosQOxyeneBQ&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CB8QsAQwAA&biw=1280&bih=645

ok anyways. i'm done being a nerd now. but i will leave you with these:

also..i maybe just a little bit want one. orr at least to hug one. 

BE GOOD

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE

MISS YOU EVERY DAY

THE NICEST VANDALS

brought to you by chalk (and the cosmos)

just a little something (oh and also can someone please bring me the nicest coffee?)

TOOTH ANXIETY

so i was up early this morning (you know.. early.. like before 10...) and i walked by this fence... in my early morning haze i decided it looked like weird teeth.... then later in the day i found real teeth and then later after that i made a little cup into teeth by placing eyes above it.... and then even later after all of that, when i decided to do a thing about teeth and reviewed my pictures i realized that the fence didn't really look like teeth at all....  and my problems were compounded by the fact that BY CHANCE my picture of the real teeth kind of looks like a fucking face too cause of how the faucets are... so i just have two pictures of weird teeth faces and a picture of a fence.. WTF YA THAT MAKES REAL GOOD SENSE CAUSE FENCES AND TEETH ARE SO SIMILAR ahhhh AHH but i'm tired and i really wanted to post three pictures... and the fence was my original teeth.. so what the fuck ever. just don't have a dream where your tooth socket is bleeding so hard that blood starts coming out of your eyesballs.

UMMMMMM FUCKING COSMIC

WELL THAT'S NOT NOTHING - TO SAY THE LEAST! 

i have to tell you that shits been getting pretty cosmic lately....

THE GOLDEN RATIO

Phi (Golden Ratio) Rules

Phi (or the golden ratio, as it is sometimes known) has the value of approximately 1.618 and is usually denoted by the Greek letter φ. It is named after Phidias, the lead sculptor of the Parthenon in Greece, who is said to have employed it. This ratio plays a prominent role in architectural and furniture composition and design, where it is used to proportion objects for greater aesthetic appeal. Figure 1 illustrates its basic principle.

Figure 1: The golden ratio. The long portion of a straight line is 1.618 times longer than the short, and that the whole line is 1.618 times longer than the long portion

Phi has countless design applications. In woodworking, for example, tabletops are usually about 1.6 times longer than they are wide. Dining chairs often have backrests that are about 1.6 times taller than the seat height. The most appealing drawer proportions, and their placement, are also typically related to Phi.

A rectangle, such as a frame, door or window, that is 1.618 times taller than its width is called a golden rectangle.  And a golden triangle, also know as the sublime triangle, is an isosceles triangle in which the two longer sides have equal lengths and in which the ratio of this length to that of the third, smaller side is the golden ratio:

MATH IS THE FUCKING RUDEST.

also

i love phi

THE ORIGINAL LITTLE BABY SHIT HEAD

soooooooo... i maybe posted some rude things about ALEX G over the last couple months......

but here's the thing

i've decided it's pointless to 'hate' on him... cause he's fucking everywhere and based on geographical ambition alone, he's kind of killing it...

AND since this year i'm trying to be nicer (boring) and wear more dresses (eww gross) i'm going to go ahead and co-exist peacefully with the LBSH that ALEX G is... and give him 'big ups' for literally writing his name everywhere (even in fucking burnaby on a garage door)...

when i saw this one i got kind of weirded out cause i thought ALEX G had miraculously become 800X better but after some thought i decided that there was NO WAY and this must have been written by someone else

oh and also:

some other things i consider 'little baby shit heads':

-pigeons
-the baby on the fish sauce bottle
-me when i'm being a dummy dummy ding dong