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BOOTS AND BIRDS

DEADMOUSE/USEDCONDOM

so in my ROADKILLS post from the other day i mentioned the deadmouse/usedcondom that was outside my work for ages. well, like i said, the mouse is long disintegrated but the condom is still kind of chillin. it just hangs around to taunt me and remind me of my failure in capturing what could have been the greatest picture ever taken. with an iphone. by a girl. in an alley. on a sunday. whatever. 

ROADKILLS

a while ago i decided i wanted to start posting pictures of roadkills i saw (i know, i know - WTF)... i'll tell you.. the idea spawned from walking by a dead mouse/used condom, for weeks while on my way to work. they were just hanging out beside one another like the best of friends. i thought "what a ridiculous picture this would make. i should take a picture of this. one day i'll take a picture of this".

.. and one day i did infact decide to take that picture. but i had waited just a little too long and there wasn't much more left than a mostly disintegrated condom.

but from that point forward i decided i would take pictures of this type of thing... and just the other day i had my first opportunity. walking home, in the alleyway of my apartment, i found this sad little pigeon. but man oh man.. i'll tell you. its all fun and games to hate on pigeons when they are alive but when you see a dead one.. its not funny at all. its really sad and gross and completely heartbreaking. I'M SERIOUS. try it sometime and you'll know what i mean :( ... now, i know after reading that you're probably thinking:

"well then why the fuck did you take a picture of it, you asshat!"

but i was still thinking it would be a good thing to blog.. pictures of roadkills.. that sounds kind of good right? WRONG

as soon as i had the photo i got why it was just the worst idea ever.

anyways.. i held onto the picture and did nothing with it, other than sometimes think how fucked it was that i had pictures of a dead pigeon on my phone (does that make me a potential pathological killer?) but then connor was all like 'no its cool, look at the red in the picture it's cool, it looks good'... and i was like: "ya connor, the red.. its great.. i love how your eye is really drawn from my red boots to THE PIGEON GUTS"..

anyways. there ya go. my evil post... is it really all that bad? i don't really know... i don't even know how i feel about it. i do know that i won't be taking any more roadkill pictures...

but i am going to start another blog that is strictly dedicated to kittens. alive kittens. dont worry.