you know how when you get kind of drunk it's really easy to start making bands with everybody? and at the time you genuinely mean it. like. you really fucking meaaaan it dude.. 'lets totally fucking jam.. tomorrow!'.. but then when your crusty eyes open in the morning you start kind of having a panic attack and hoping that whoever you were talking to doesn't remember...
well this is kind of like that but better cause you don't get the morning doom part.. in the morning you start just getting stoked on how rad your friends are and how you cant wait to bro down again.... but it's definitely in the same family.. the "i'm drunk so let's start a club" kind of thing... anyways.. did that make sense? not sure. just read this:
let me tell you.
diana, nicole, bri, marie and me just. getting. rad.
you know that cartoon that used to be, called JEM.. well forget that slut. cause our fake cartoon gang/band is way better. we are called:
THE BABES OF DESTRUCTION
and within 4 minutes of inventing this dealy we had written like 7 songs.. drank 600 beers and broken one million hearts.
the babes are:
the black beauties
(i just notice how the nicknames get a lot less sexy as you go down the list... hmm)
anyways maybe we'll have a fake show sometime... were probably going to just record ourselves walking and humming and making guitar solo sounds with our mouths... we came up with a lot of good ideas like a freeze frame of us high kicking..
im trying to remember all the songs we came up with
1) Babes of Destruction (intro/theme song)
2) All we know is Destruction
3) Black Beauty
4) Gypsy Fade
6 ) . ...
it was a long night, k?