GIVE ME A BREAK

seriously, who does this? who thinks of this?

when i come up with what i think is a clever idea it's something like calling a mexican restaurant mexcellent (granted, i was 15 at the time of that gem)... and you know what else? yaaaa i might draw sometimes, but i draw candy. or i'll insist on drawing you 'whithout looking at the page!'.. ya WOOAH fucking OTHER LEVEL SHIT... pushing the limits of the ARTISTIC MIND....... BUT ACTUALLY SUPER NOT .. i'm just a walking kindergarten art class (no offence to them)... where the F was I when kids got to transition from tracing hands and making them turkeys to choreographing dances on goddamn treadmills... jesus.

that's it

i'm gunna craigslist for a new brain.